Grim Reaper in Action

Category: Humour

Today quite chilled

For relaxation we ride today very relaxed through nature. Any person could see us today. That would be real trouble! But people only see things they think are possible. That the Grim Reaper rides on a colorful toy unicorn is impossible. So no one sees us and we can continue chilling. Otherwise we are faster…
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11/01/2023
That’s me! 🙂

I was shopping today. Needed something new. Always this gloomy black becomes boring. I wanted now times cheerful black! And there I see it! A t-shirt with a picture on it in front of me! You can see! This is clearly me! Hey, this is great! People love me so much that they wear me…
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11/01/2023
Isn’t life wonderful?

I am really old now. Does age mean that you can not have fun? First you think you need to grow up and maybe build a house and take your job seriously. Yes, that’s what I thought for the first million years. It was sooo boring! Children know that they had not laughed enough in…
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10/30/2023
Today I did not feel like working!

I needed some fresh air and sun! And I felt like dancing! Do not dance ballet on the lawn? I so do not care! I love to move with grace and elegance to beautiful music. This time I had forgotten my MP3 player, so I borrowed a complete orchestra. They are so engrossed in their…
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10/20/2023
Death of a clown

Today I accompanied a clown into his next life and he was very happy with it. He gave me this clown nose. It suits me perfectly! The clown and I had a lot in common and we had a lot to talk about. We laughed together for hours. I had to cheat a bit and…
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10/18/2023
To be or not to be, that is here … Photographer, hurry up!

Hey photographer, I can’t stand here like this forever. Is the photo soon ready? My arm will fall off soon. The skull is damn heavy! Besides I have to niece right away. The existential question of humanity! When I deal with it, everyone thinks that I am serious, deep, philosophical and somehow tragic! Shakespeare! World…
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10/18/2023
Don’t horses love carrots?

Come on! Other horses eat them too! I bought the carrot especially at the organic store when a customer happened to pass away there. The saleswoman was visibly irritated and became paler and paler. I do not know why. She didn’t even want the money from me that the deceased had left behind; she can’t…
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10/15/2023
It is always worth a try

Beer! I just have to try again and again! Is not so easy when you are a skeleton. 😉 When the monks started brewing beer in the Middle Ages, I was a remarkably frequent visitor to them. In my robe they thought I was one of them. I seemed to have just come from gardening,…
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10/12/2023
My new toy

You think I am only with a horse on the road? I like to use many (!) feel horsepower under me! The wind rushes through my bones and skull! This is a totally crazy feeling. Stupid only if afterwards so many insects stick on my bones. A helmet? What for? I am already dead! And…
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10/12/2023
Pumpkin harvest

In my garden grow gigantic pumpkins. Guess what I did with it? – Yes, also pumpkin soup. And yes, also baked pumpkin. Yes yes, of course my daughter got one too. – Guess further. I give you a hint. It has something to do with Halloween. Well, do you get it now? – Still not?…
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09/30/2023