Category: Everyday life
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Today quite chilled
Read more: Today quite chilledFor relaxation we ride today very relaxed through nature. Any person could see us today. That would be real trouble! But people only see things they think are possible. That the Grim Reaper rides on a colorful toy unicorn is impossible. So no one sees us and we can continue chilling. Otherwise we are faster…
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That’s me! 🙂
Read more: That’s me! 🙂I was shopping today. Needed something new. Always this gloomy black becomes boring. I wanted now times cheerful black! And there I see it! A t-shirt with a picture on it in front of me! You can see! This is clearly me! Hey, this is great! People love me so much that they wear me…
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Isn’t life wonderful?
Read more: Isn’t life wonderful?I am really old now. Does age mean that you can not have fun? First you think you need to grow up and maybe build a house and take your job seriously. Yes, that’s what I thought for the first million years. It was sooo boring! Children know that they had not laughed enough in…
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Today I did not feel like working!
Read more: Today I did not feel like working!I needed some fresh air and sun! And I felt like dancing! Do not dance ballet on the lawn? I so do not care! I love to move with grace and elegance to beautiful music. This time I had forgotten my MP3 player, so I borrowed a complete orchestra. They are so engrossed in their…
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Death of a clown
Read more: Death of a clownToday I accompanied a clown into his next life and he was very happy with it. He gave me this clown nose. It suits me perfectly! The clown and I had a lot in common and we had a lot to talk about. We laughed together for hours. I had to cheat a bit and…
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To be or not to be, that is here … Photographer, hurry up!
Read more: To be or not to be, that is here … Photographer, hurry up!Hey photographer, I can’t stand here like this forever. Is the photo soon ready? My arm will fall off soon. The skull is damn heavy! Besides I have to niece right away. The existential question of humanity! When I deal with it, everyone thinks that I am serious, deep, philosophical and somehow tragic! Shakespeare! World…
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Don’t horses love carrots?
Read more: Don’t horses love carrots?Come on! Other horses eat them too! I bought the carrot especially at the organic store when a customer happened to pass away there. The saleswoman was visibly irritated and became paler and paler. I do not know why. She didn’t even want the money from me that the deceased had left behind; she can’t…
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It is always worth a try
Read more: It is always worth a tryBeer! I just have to try again and again! Is not so easy when you are a skeleton. 😉 When the monks started brewing beer in the Middle Ages, I was a remarkably frequent visitor to them. In my robe they thought I was one of them. I seemed to have just come from gardening,…
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On the balcony from Santa Claus
Read more: On the balcony from Santa ClausMy fat friend has once again invited. He has moved to a new apartment and this must be celebrated! Besides, we had not yet celebrated his birthday. Santa Claus served apple juice “with very little vodka”. We were drunk amazingly fast and Easter Bunny told dirty jokes until he fell off the sofa. – It…
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Yoga with friends
Read more: Yoga with friendsWhat to do with friends who talk very little or not at all? And standing or walking they can also not so good … Actually really boring guys. Not even drinking beer works. Now I have found the solution! Yoga and meditation works wonderfully with these friends! They are extremely considerate and do not disturb…