Month: October 2023
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Isn’t life wonderful?
Read more: Isn’t life wonderful?I am really old now. Does age mean that you can not have fun? First you think you need to grow up and maybe build a house and take your job seriously. Yes, that’s what I thought for the first million years. It was sooo boring! Children know that they had not laughed enough in…
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Today I did not feel like working!
Read more: Today I did not feel like working!I needed some fresh air and sun! And I felt like dancing! Do not dance ballet on the lawn? I so do not care! I love to move with grace and elegance to beautiful music. This time I had forgotten my MP3 player, so I borrowed a complete orchestra. They are so engrossed in their…
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Death of a clown
Read more: Death of a clownToday I accompanied a clown into his next life and he was very happy with it. He gave me this clown nose. It suits me perfectly! The clown and I had a lot in common and we had a lot to talk about. We laughed together for hours. I had to cheat a bit and…
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To be or not to be, that is here … Photographer, hurry up!
Read more: To be or not to be, that is here … Photographer, hurry up!Hey photographer, I can’t stand here like this forever. Is the photo soon ready? My arm will fall off soon. The skull is damn heavy! Besides I have to niece right away. The existential question of humanity! When I deal with it, everyone thinks that I am serious, deep, philosophical and somehow tragic! Shakespeare! World…
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Don’t horses love carrots?
Read more: Don’t horses love carrots?Come on! Other horses eat them too! I bought the carrot especially at the organic store when a customer happened to pass away there. The saleswoman was visibly irritated and became paler and paler. I do not know why. She didn’t even want the money from me that the deceased had left behind; she can’t…
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It is always worth a try
Read more: It is always worth a tryBeer! I just have to try again and again! Is not so easy when you are a skeleton. 😉 When the monks started brewing beer in the Middle Ages, I was a remarkably frequent visitor to them. In my robe they thought I was one of them. I seemed to have just come from gardening,…
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My new toy
Read more: My new toyYou think I am only with a horse on the road? I like to use many (!) feel horsepower under me! The wind rushes through my bones and skull! This is a totally crazy feeling. Stupid only if afterwards so many insects stick on my bones. A helmet? What for? I am already dead! And…